Knock knock jokes

Sjove knock knock jokes på engelsk.

Knock knock jokes er lidt dårlige eller platte jokes, der bare ikke vil dø.

Til gengæld er der mange børn som voksne, der alligevel er glade for knock knock jokes og gør flittigt brug af dem. 

I Danmark er de blevet omdøbt til banke banke på jokes, og har fået deres helt egne danske islæt. Det er nemlig ikke sådan lige at oversætte en knock knock joke direkte.

Knock knock jokes leger nemlig med sproget, og derfor kan man ikke bare oversætte dem. Man er nødt til at finde ord på det pågældende sprog, der giver mening. Se også vores danske jokes banke banke på her.

Knock knock jokes

  • Knock! Knock! 
    Who's there? 
    – Candice
    Candice who? 
    – Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    – No, a cow says mooooo!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Olive.
    Olive who?
    – Olive you. Do you love me too?
     
  • Knock knock. 
    Who's there? 
    Hatch. 
    Hatch who? 
    God bless you.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Cash
    Cash who?
    – No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    – All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Nanna.
    Nanna who?
    – Nanna your business, that’s who.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    – Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Europe.
    Europe who?
    – No I’m not!
     
  • Knock knock. 
    Who's there? 
    Turnip. 
    Turnip who? 
    Turnip the volume, I love this song!
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Etch.
    Etch who?
    – Bless you, friend
     
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    – Robin.
    Robin who?
    – Robin you, now hand over the cash
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Mustache.
    Mustache who?
    – I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  • Knock knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Ya.
    – Ya who?
    Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Voodoo.
    Voodoo who?
    – Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Spell.
    Spell who?
    – Okay, okay: W. H. O.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Boo.
    Boo who?
    – No need to cry, it’s only a joke.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Stopwatch.
    Stopwatch who?
    – Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – To.
    To who?
    – It’s to whom.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s There?
    – Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    – Dewey have to use a condom every time?
     
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    – Cook.
    Cook who?
    – Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
     
  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    – Jesus Jesus who?
    Jesus Christ open the door.
     
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    – Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    – Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
     
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Viper.
    Viper who?
    – Viper nose, it’s running!
     
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Ya.
    Ya who?
    – Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
     
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    – The door.
    The door who?
    – The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    – Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    – Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Mikey.
    Mikey who?
    – Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Razor.
    Razor who?
    – Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Flere knock knock vittigheder

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Iran.
    Iran who?
    – Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Some.
    Some who?
    – Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Stupid.
    Stupid who?
    – Stupid you, that’s who.
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Needle.
    Needle who?
    – Needle little help gettin’ through
     
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    – Water.
    Water who?
    – Water you doing? Just open the door!
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Amos.
    Amos who?
    – A mosquito
     
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    – Annie.
    Annie who?
    – Annie way you can let me in soon?
     
  • Knock knock. 
    Who's there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I'm fine, Hawaii you?
     
  • Knock knock. 
    Who's there? 
    Yah. 
    Yah who? 
    No thanks, I use Bing or Google

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